by Matt Russell - Posted 2 weeks ago
Ok, let's face it, after the night you had, you're probably not going to be reading this until the third or fourth.
Go see a doctor and recuperate from alcohol poisoning. While your laying there with the IV in your arm, wondering what actually happened, grab yourself a comic and forget about why the cops (for some reason) have questions for you.
We will be here for your recovery. Happy New Year.